
OH MY WOW GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING

Inner child? What's up? I haven't heard from you in a while.

I JUST GOT A LISA FRANK FOLDER. IT HAS DOLPHINS. SO MANY DOLPHINS.

Oh, dolphins? That's cool. You don't need to know that you're gonna get bitten by a dolphin at Sea World.

What?

Nothing. So, what does the dolphin folder look like?


Wow. Those are some shockingly monogamous dolphins.

What's monogamous?

Nevermind. So, listen, inner child, Lisa Frank hasn't been in my life much lately, and I kind of need to get back to work now, so I'm gonna talk to you later.

BUT SHE CAN BE IN YOUR LIFE

What, like me digging up old folders and stuff?

No, SHE'S RELEASING A NEW COLORING BOOK

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, INNER CHILD. A coloring book? Are you for real?

I'm a figment of your imagination, but THIS COLORING BOOK IS REAL


OH MY GOD. YOU MEAN I CAN COLOR STUFF LIKE THESE BABY NEON LEOPARDS?


YOU CAN. YOU CAN EVEN COLOR STUFF LIKE THIS NEON LEOPARD SEAL


WHAT ABOUT THE UNICORNS?


Thank you Lisa Frank for reuniting me with my inner child! Now, I don't have to be a sad Lisa Frankless adult!

You're welcome, my child. You're welcome.