What type of school did you go to?
State school
Private school
Boarding school
Grammar school
Academy
Home school
What type of accent do you have?
Plain British
Scottish
Welsh
Irish
Northern
Midlands
West Country / Norfolk
Non-British
What's the best thing to put on your chips?
Just salt
Salt and vinegar
Ketchup
Gravy
Mayonnaise
Curry sauce
Cheese
Pea wet
Can you ride a horse?
Nope, never tried
Yep, I was taught when I was younger
I've OWNED a horse before
Which of these high street stores would you choose to shop at?
How many of these things are true about your family home?
0
1
2
3
4
5-6
Which sport did you enjoy most at school?
Football
Hockey
Cricket
Netball
Rugby
Tennis
Swimming
Basketball
Have you ever been hunting?
Yes
No
Which of these meals would you choose?
Bangers and mash
Thai green curry
Salad niçoise
Pie, chips and peas
Chicken chow mein
Moules marinière
Sushi
Lamb shank
Who are your wellies made by?
Hunter
Hunter? Pah, a much better brand than that
Fuck knows? They're just wellies
I don't own wellies
Wearing shoes in the house, yes or no?
Yep
No way
Who cares?
How many of these things have you worn?
0
1
2
3
4
5-6

Your Top Results

Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 1/10

You're not posh at all! You definitely went to a normal state school or academy, wouldn't be caught dead in red trousers, and would pick a pie and chips over something fancy but tiny every time. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 2/10

You're not very posh at all, and you're proud of that. You can't be dealing with tiny portions of snobby food and have definitely never worn tweed before. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 4/10

You're a tiny bit posh, but only a very tiny bit. There are a few of the finer things you do enjoy and you have a couple of posh habits, but you're still very much a normal, down-to-earth person. You went to a state school, not a private school, and definitely aren't even close to posh enough to be caught out in red trousers. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 5/10

You've got a bit of posh in you, but that's more because you enjoy the odd fancy thing than because you're actually a posh person. You probably still went to a state school, weren't privileged enough to have a pool in the back garden (imagine?!), and definitely don't wear tweed. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 6/10

You're kinda posh, but you hide it pretty well, and you're still not posh enough to be part of the red trousers brigade or have a tennis court in your garden. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 7/10

You've got a decent amount of poshness in you. You probably went to a private school or grammar school, and might have a few posh traits when it comes to your taste in food and drink, but you don't come across as outwardly posh when people meet you, and definitely aren't on board with the whole red trousers and tweed thing. Not at all. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 8/10

You're pretty bloody posh. You were definitely privately educated, have sampled the finer things in life, and were used to a pretty comfortable upbringing which has left you with some expensive tastes. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...
Who's posher, you or your best mate?

Poshness score: 9/10

You're very bloody posh indeed! You know there's nothing wrong with a good pair of red trousers, you loved your private school days, and you were more of a rugby or hockey player than you were a footballer. Now, send this quiz to your mate and find out what their score is...