Which of these quotes best mirrors how you feel about libraries?
"A library selling books? If I didn’t want them for free why would I wanna pay for them?"
"Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book! Maybe this library is doing some good after all!"
"If you’d like to learn more about war, there’s lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures."
Which of these reads would you enjoy?
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
The TV Guide
Kiss the Girls by James Patterson
Curious George by H. A. Rey
Superman by DC Comics
Which of these reads would you prefer to avoid?
An epic tome based on historical accuracy?
A superhero comic?
A romantic novel?
Academic texts?
How many books do you own?
0-5
6-10
11-20
21+
Do you smell your books?
Yes! All the time!
Sometimes...
No, that's bloody weird.
How well do you treat your books?
Books are meant to be read, sometimes this means they get tea stains on them!
I never fold pages or make annotations in my precious books!
I have been known to chew a book or two in my lifetime.
Do you belong to a reading group, or book club?
Yes!
No.
Which of these classics do you like the most?
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin
Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak
Bridget Jones' Diary by Helen Fielding

Your Top Results

Which Simpsons Character is Your Literary Twin?

Homer

You and Homer would make great pals *not* visiting the library unless you really have to. Your reading is limited, but at least you're reading something. Even if it is the TV Guide.
Which Simpsons Character is Your Literary Twin?

Marge

You and Marge could attend the same book club! Granted she only goes so she can gossip and drink wine, but that's why we all go.... Right? Marge loves an easy read but don't underestimate her sharp mind!
Which Simpsons Character is Your Literary Twin?

Bart

It took a while to get into reading but you got there. Don't let anyone tell you graphic novels and comics don't count as 'real reading'- because we know they do. You may avoid heavy tomes and prefer your fictional adventures to be illustrated and exciting!
Which Simpsons Character is Your Literary Twin?

Lisa

Books are life, basically. You spend much of your time in a library or a book shop, and your passion runs deep for characters you have 'met' in your books. Lisa is your perfect bookish pal, as you could discuss books in depth, and quote Plath together.
Which Simpsons Character is Your Literary Twin?

Maggie

*sucksucksuck* Maggie enjoys a good book but prefers someone to read to her, or at least to be free to chew a corner or two. You and she would read some excellent children's classics, and enjoy silent enjoyment together.