Every Parent Ever

Put your clothes on.

That Two Year Old

It's time for the...

Every Parent Ever

Don't ever think about it!

That Two Year Old

HUNGER GAMES!!!

That Two Year Old

May the odds be EVER out your favor!

Every Parent Ever

How about you just put your clothes on?

That Two Year Old

How about you takes yours off?

Every Parent Ever

Please put your clothes on.

That Two Year Old

It would be pleasurable if you got me a cold drink.

Every Parent Ever

Don't be thirsty, put your clothes on.

That Two Year Old

Did you know that your daughter is posting thirsty comments under some thug's pictures?

Every Parent Ever

You can't even read, put these clothes on.

That Two Year Old

I shan't.

Every Parent Ever

You shall.

That Two Year Old

I will'ith not.

Every Parent Ever

Put... your clothes on.

That Two Year Old

It's against my beliefs.

Every Parent Ever

Put them on now.

That Two Year Old

Why don't YOU put them on?

Every Parent Ever

I can't fit your clothes.

That Two Year Old

Why don't you lose some weight, then?

Every Parent Ever

If you don't put these shoes on in two seconds I am taking away your tablet.

That Two Year Old

I... am... Shakespeare.

Every Parent Ever

JUST PUT THEM ON!

That Two Year Old

*put clothes on*

Every Parent Ever

Thank you.

That Two Year Old

You're welcome.

Every Parent Ever

Now let's go ea-

That Two Year Old

*takes them off and gets back in the tub*

Every Parent Ever

That Two Year Old