Your Inner Child

OH MY WOW GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Inner child? What's up? I haven't heard from you in a while.

Your Inner Child

I JUST GOT A LISA FRANK FOLDER. IT HAS DOLPHINS. SO MANY DOLPHINS.

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Oh, dolphins? That's cool. You don't need to know that you're gonna get bitten by a dolphin at Sea World.

Your Inner Child

What?

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Nothing. So, what does the dolphin folder look like?

Your Inner Child

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Wow. Those are some shockingly monogamous dolphins.

Your Inner Child

What's monogamous?

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Nevermind. So, listen, inner child, Lisa Frank hasn't been in my life much lately, and I kind of need to get back to work now, so I'm gonna talk to you later.

Your Inner Child

BUT SHE CAN BE IN YOUR LIFE

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

What, like me digging up old folders and stuff?

Your Inner Child

No, SHE'S RELEASING A NEW COLORING BOOK

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, INNER CHILD. A coloring book? Are you for real?

Your Inner Child

I'm a figment of your imagination, but THIS COLORING BOOK IS REAL

Your Inner Child

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

OH MY GOD. YOU MEAN I CAN COLOR STUFF LIKE THESE BABY NEON LEOPARDS?

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Your Inner Child

YOU CAN. YOU CAN EVEN COLOR STUFF LIKE THIS NEON LEOPARD SEAL

Your Inner Child

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

WHAT ABOUT THE UNICORNS?

Your Inner Child

Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf

Thank you Lisa Frank for reuniting me with my inner child! Now, I don't have to be a sad Lisa Frankless adult!

Lisa Frank

You're welcome, my child. You're welcome.