Macy

Hey there! How ya feeling?

Dusty

Pretty good, but my stomach, not so much. Last night was fun though, I needed that.

Macy

Rise with the sun for each new day brings new possibilities.

Dusty

Haha, yeah I guess. What's going on with you later?

Macy

Be prepared to accept an exciting opportunity in the future.

Dusty

Oh really? I'm always down for that. Any hints?

Macy

All things are difficult before they are easy.

Dusty

I guess so.

Dusty

I'm gonna run to the store and pickup some Pepto-Bismol.

Macy

A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.

Dusty

Huh? Why are you trying to sound like fortune cookie?

Macy

How else am I supposed sound?

Dusty

I don't know, like you! Where are you right now?

Macy

Dusty

What?????

Macy

Bottom shelf, in the styrofoam container on the right.

Dusty

I don't get it. That's just some old Chinese food from last week.

Macy

Ding! Ding! Look at you, smart guy.

Dusty

Huh? You're my girlfriend, not Chinese food.

Macy

Nope, Chinese food all the way.

Macy

You came home drunk at 3 a.m. last night and threw me in the microwave for a snack. Ignoring your roommate's advice that eating week-old Chinese food was a bad idea.

Macy

Dusty

WTF?! HOW?! We're talking right now!!!

Macy

Durr, I'm a figment of your imagination, dummy. Do you know what sort of mind-altering traits msg takes on after a week in the fridge?

Dusty

What about your profile photo? I mean, you're hot. You don't look like shitty takeout.

Macy

You saw me on a billboard last night walking home from the bar and thought I was cute.

Macy

Dusty

Oh. Yeah.

Dusty

Well, I'm kinda hungry now, anything left?

Macy

Just a half-eaten wonton. But I think there's some old Burger King in the back.