Hey there! How ya feeling?
Pretty good, but my stomach, not so much. Last night was fun though, I needed that.
Rise with the sun for each new day brings new possibilities.
Haha, yeah I guess. What's going on with you later?
Be prepared to accept an exciting opportunity in the future.
Oh really? I'm always down for that. Any hints?
All things are difficult before they are easy.
I guess so.
I'm gonna run to the store and pickup some Pepto-Bismol.
A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.
Huh? Why are you trying to sound like fortune cookie?
How else am I supposed sound?
I don't know, like you! Where are you right now?
Bottom shelf, in the styrofoam container on the right.
I don't get it. That's just some old Chinese food from last week.
Ding! Ding! Look at you, smart guy.
Huh? You're my girlfriend, not Chinese food.
Nope, Chinese food all the way.
You came home drunk at 3 a.m. last night and threw me in the microwave for a snack. Ignoring your roommate's advice that eating week-old Chinese food was a bad idea.
WTF?! HOW?! We're talking right now!!!
Durr, I'm a figment of your imagination, dummy. Do you know what sort of mind-altering traits msg takes on after a week in the fridge?
What about your profile photo? I mean, you're hot. You don't look like shitty takeout.
You saw me on a billboard last night walking home from the bar and thought I was cute.
Well, I'm kinda hungry now, anything left?
Just a half-eaten wonton. But I think there's some old Burger King in the back.