Alarm clock

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Brain

Already? Okay, I'm getting up.

Body

Nope.

Brain

Dude, we have responsibilities. We went through this yesterday morning.

Body

Sorry, not happening. You're the one who wanted to stay for one more drink at the bar because a certain somebody was there.

Alarm clock

I said, BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Body

5 More mins. That's all I'm asking. *hits snooze*

Brain

Don't blame that last drink on me. I checked out at 10 p.m. After you poured that shot of tequila down your throat.

Brain

Besides, any chance you had was over with when you got sick in the bathroom.

Body

Oh, forgot about that. Way to go, Stomach.

Stomach

I can only take so much!

Alarm clock

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Body

Already?!!!! Just five more...

Brain

We're getting up. Now move it, dammit!

Bed

You're not going anywhere. Mwahaha!

Body