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Gotta catch 'em all?

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Remember the dinosaur that killed the fat guy at the end of Jurassic Park? Even he's got an account now.

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First rule of dating: don't give everything away up front.

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Brutal.

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Swipe left, SWIPE LEFT.

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Looks like you're all set, then.

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You did say you were looking for people who were original.

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He's a mean kisser too.

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It's a moo point.

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Liam is a man who knows what he wants in life.

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Your first mistake was not knowing the difference between marmalade and jam.

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'Giving anal' is the dictionary definition of being nice.

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Brexit has a lot to answer for.

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"What are you doing with that courgette?" "MUM GET OUT OF MY ROOM"

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Stop beating around the bush, Lance.

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Bet the ladies are lining up to squeeze his trigger.

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That escalated quickly.

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For fuck's sake.

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Okay, you can stay.