Gotta catch 'em all?
Remember the dinosaur that killed the fat guy at the end of Jurassic Park? Even he's got an account now.
First rule of dating: don't give everything away up front.
Swipe left, SWIPE LEFT.
Looks like you're all set, then.
You did say you were looking for people who were original.
He's a mean kisser too.
It's a moo point.
Liam is a man who knows what he wants in life.
Your first mistake was not knowing the difference between marmalade and jam.
'Giving anal' is the dictionary definition of being nice.
Brexit has a lot to answer for.
"What are you doing with that courgette?" "MUM GET OUT OF MY ROOM"
Stop beating around the bush, Lance.
Bet the ladies are lining up to squeeze his trigger.
That escalated quickly.
For fuck's sake.
Okay, you can stay.