“Curiosity killed the cat”, they say. There may be literal truth to that when we see cats knocking things off the counter, sneak-attacking everyone’s ankles, or obsessing over dangly things. But are they really just plain curious, or is it actually their undercover tactic to overthrow humanity and reign supreme over this planet? If you think your cats are incapable of doing so, you better skim through the following tweets from Thoughts of Cat and get into the most complex feline state of mind. Maybe by then we could understand their real need, and negotiate a shared reign over the planet in exchange of undisturbed naps and endless supplies of dangly things to attack.